Friday, 29 April 2016

GITG | REDKNAPP'S RUN-IN RAMBLINGS




Jamie Redknapp doesn't believe in fairy tales.

The Sky Sports advert for the 'title run in' (which is a non entity) features Jamie Redknapp on "top top form" (using a jamieism against him there) as he blurts:

'I don't believe in fairytales, but Leicester is a fairytale'

Wow, just wow.

If you are going to spout clichés like some sort of cockney garden sprinkler, try not to contradict yourself WITHIN THE SAME SENTENCE.

'I don't believe in ghosts, but that's a ghost.'

'I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm a ghost.'

Other things Jamie doesn't believe in:

•  Elves
•  Harry Potter
•  Father Christmas
•  Buying suits that fit him
•  Braincells
•  Having a dad that people respect

GITG

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