It's Boxing Day, a day traditionally reserved for hangovers, the last racist utterances of grandparents before they slip into eternal oblivion, and the giving of gifts. So, as a special festive treat for our loyal readers (singular), here are a hundred footballers with Christmas names:
Jason Yule
Thomas Myrrh
Per Myrrhtesacker
Harry (candy) Cane
Snow Cole
Martin Jingle
Saint Nicholas Anelka
Dean Aust-tin of Quality Street
Paul Ince pie
Ryan Grinch
Mousa Demjinglebelle
Sledley King
Ruel Fox the black-nosed reindeer
Roque Santa Clause
Jermain D'elfoe
Elf Ramsey
Andy Carol
Jesus Christ Navas
Zlatan Istheturkeyinyoubitch?
Fabian D'elf
Ronald Snowman
Noel Hunt
Christmassimo Taibi
Snowy Barton
A Christmas Roy Caroll
Mistletony Cottee
Chimney Floyd Hasslebaink
Trees Oxford
Bradvent Friedel
Dennis Wisemen
Angel Gabriel Batistuta
Panton Ferdinand
Pepe Reindeer
Jose Myrrhinho
Bethleehendrie
Mark Paperhattenburg
Danny Froze
Dimitar Baubletov
Alex Oxsleigh Chamberlain
Ave Di Maria
Emile Blesskey
Yan Song Merrily On High
Marco van Baste
No room at the Iniesta
All I want for Christmas is Kewell
Ryan Bauble
Ruud van Mistlerooy
I saw mummy kissing Santa Cruz
Roque around the Christmas tree
Frankincense Lampard
Paul Myrrhson
Deck Fitz Hall with Ba and Solly
Twas Christmas eve and all through the house, not a creature was Sterling not even Ward-Prowse
Ju Sung Park the Herald Angel sings
All is Kahn, all is Mark Bright
Christmas eve Bruce
Ruel Foxing day
Andy Coal
Bruce Grobbelaast Christmas you gave me Joe Hart
Matt le Tinseler
Happy Xmas (war is Overmars)
Dave Present
David Beckroastham
Lapland Donovan
Cheddar Vans
Diego Froster
John Terry's chocolate orange
Gennaro Grottoso
Kingsley Snowman
Arjen Robin
Antoine Sneezeman
Robinho ho ho
Christmas number Juan Mata
Aaron Hamsey
Roy Turkeane
Scrooge van Tinselrooy
Dreaming of a Dwight Christmas
Holly Gunnar Snowskjaer
Frank Ribbonry
Two Skrtl doves and a Demba Batridge in a pear tree
Ryan Giggs in blankets
Lee Crackermole
A Schluppett Christmas Carol
Paolo Mulled-wine-i [and we've lost it.]
From everyone here at GITG, we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Xavi New Year.
*Credit and hate mail to Downs FC.
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