GITG | DING DONG THE GIT IS GONE!

Yes, grade A super c***, Alan Pardew, has danced his last dance in Palace colours as he was today sacked having won just 1 of his last 11 games.

The 1-0 home defeat to Chelsea last Saturday left the Eagles grounded just one point above the relegation zone in 17th place.  The loss was Pardew’s 8th in 10, and just as Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer sang in their 1979 hit single No More Tears, Steve Parrish decided enough was enough.

Everyone’s favourite van ornament The Sun reported: ‘THE CURSE OF BIG BEN: Christian Benteke strikes again, as every Premier League manager to sign him has been axed.’  Surely it was the lack of striking on the £35.5M forward’s part that left Palace in this mess.  Surely mummy?

Not everybody was happy to see the loathsome Lothario go.  Wilfried Zaha was prang and paid moving tribute to his late manager spitting the following sombre fire: ‘He believed in me when many didn’t.’  Amen, Wilfrieds.  Amen.  And now for hymn 156, Sing We Now At Parting. 

In either case, Palace have managed a pathetic 6 wins out of 36 and in any manager’s money that simply isn’t good enough.  Pardew had to pay the ultimate price.  Just two days before Christmas, Pardew released a statement on the club’s website thanking the club, the players and the board, before being led out into the carpark and shot in the back of the head like a mob snitch or retiring race horse.

Reports indicate that walrus Sam Alladyce is next in line for the Palace hot seat.  If these claims are substantiated it would suggest that the FA have the memory and moral compass of a narcissistic goldfish.

From everybody here at GITG we would like to wish Alan Pardew had left sooner.

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