Monday, 23 December 2013

Soldado In AVB Troll Hell





An anonymous source in the Tottenham camp has told GITG of the strained relationship between Spurs head man and his £26M summer signing.

Michael Dawson, referring to Tottenham's away match against Fulham, recounts:

'Fulham have lost 237 games in a row, it's the perfect game to get Soldado a goal and he picks Defoe.  AVB is such a troll.  He's staring at Soldado as he reads out the team sheet in the dressing room.  Not even looking at the sheet, just staring at his nose.  Coughing as he says Lamela.' 

'He says things like, "Sol…d Bale in the summer." "Ready Sol…ted crisps are my favourite."  And, "Sol…itary striker Defoe."

'At half time our forwards had failed to make any impact on the game.  Staring at Soldado from an inch away AVB said: "Jermaine you're doing really well, keep it up."  Patting Soldado on the back.  Grinning.'    

Dawson added: 'This kind of trolling isn't isolated to the dressing room.  When everyone else is watching scouting videos of the upcoming opponent he makes Soldado watch Nutty Professor by himself.'

Soldado recently closed his Facebook account after an online bully sent private messages like: "Why aren't you playing?"  And, "Great shot Jermaine."  

'It was AVB,' Dawson sighed. 'I could see him on his phone during the match, laughing to himself.'




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