Tottenham Interim (interim) assistant head coaching manager Timothy Sherwood (Timothy) has been given the nod to take over the reigns at questionable football club Tottenham Hotspur, in what has been seen as a statement of intent (lunacy) by Jewish cartoon character/Tottenham chairman Daniel J (probably) Levy.
After fielding a team consisting of 11 attacking midfielders against Southampton, and punishing the quite horrendous defensive performance by the grossly overrated south coasters, he has been trusted with the 6th (probably) best job in England (probably).
Timothy was said to be 'Absolutely cunting delighted' and has promised to 'Give them youngsters a chance, y'know because they are all young and stuff'.
Our tactical experts at GITG have been discussing the new 2-4-4 (inverted 4-4-2) and have agreed that Erik Lamela and Roberto Soldado will flourish in the defensive deep lying poacher roles set out for them.
Bobby Soldado had this to say:
'I know me and AVB (yes he calls him AVB) had our ups and downs, his trolling of me during the Fulham game was a lowlight (yes his English is this good already) But i would like to thank him for the signing on fee i got.
The future under Timothy looks bright. I would prefer to be playing in my favoured 'advanced poacher/moaner/tutter' role, but im willing to give the defensive deep lying poacher a go too
also please don't call me Bobby, its not funny, its really not'
Every other football fan in the world (including Newcastle) are said to be in absolute hysterics at what is going on in N17, as this Hull fan, Barry Barryson, has pointed out:
'Something mumble mumble something something fucking pies, fucking mumble something something drunk cunt, something mumble mumble something'
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