ITV announced today that it would be releasing its doughy frontman Adrian Chiles on a free. The tedious Birmingham born tosspot was half way through a £1M contract when the powers that be decided to lead Chiles into a car park and shoot him in the back of the head (not literally.)
Chiles stumbled into football punditry last summer when he agreed a £500,000 a year deal with the broadcaster to be their main football anchor after he told someone he supported West Brom. His football credentials include supporting West Brom. But despite his unobservable wit and mislaid talent, Chiles’ career was stopped in its tracks like a racehorse hitting a brick wall.
ITV executive, Andy Phelan, said: ‘Y u gettin gassed? Gilles woz deeeeeead.’
Despite the sudden termination of his contract that was set to run into 2016, the biased talentless arsehole appeared in jovial spirits, snapped here [right] with the same smug I’ve-blagged-my-life expression plastered on his shapeless boat.
Chiles, a man who looks like he has been breast fed his entire life, isn’t expected to work again, unless you count Celebrity Big Brother, Christmas lights [turning on of], or public mastibation as work. As, let’s face it, after ITV it doesn’t get much lower, except possibly beastiality or BT Sport.
BBC Five Live presenter, Mark Pougatch, will replace Adrian Chiles as ITV’s football frontman.
From everyone here at GITG we wish Chiles, a man who had originally taken £1M pay-cut to end up being sacked anyway on a channel that he’d already had two of his shows cancelled because no one wanted to watch them, all the best for the future and hahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.
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